• FuglyDuck
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    1 year ago

    Eve: “So, what’s she do to piss off god?”
    Serpent: “you don’t even wanna know.”

    Eh the Christian god really is an asshole,

      • FuglyDuck
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        351 year ago

        I’m with the other person… if it was intelligent design… it was some world creation game and we’re in a speed run save.

        • Icalasari
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          301 year ago

          Or we have the equivalent of some Spore player who likes to make fucked up creatures for the sake of it

          • @AppleTea@lemmy.zip
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            71 year ago

            assume infinite time and n number of ants: eventually Langton’s ants will highway-draw the post on your screen

            • lad
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              31 year ago

              It is incorrect, but the amount of possibilities is indeed very great

              • @AppleTea@lemmy.zip
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                21 year ago

                wot if they’re running on hexagons rather than squares? HM? Or 3D dodecahedrons?..wait do those tile?

    • littleblue✨
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      271 year ago

      Abrahamic* to be precise. They’re all the same asshole, just different names. (And, even that was listed from earlier cultures’ traditions, FFS. Lazy, unoriginal, and fucking stupid? That tracks for religion all around, really.)

      • FuglyDuck
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        191 year ago

        I love how the gen 1 creation story basically reads like schoolboys one upping their friends about how great their dad is.

        “Yeah. Well, my god made the world and everything in it! and he took a nap on. The seventh day!!!

        • littleblue✨
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          171 year ago

          Swap out “schoolboys” with “old fear-mongering pervs”, and you’re even closer to the historical truth.

          • FuglyDuck
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            121 year ago

            well, they were old fearmongering pervs, no doubt.

            I was just referring to the simple fact that the creation account was a cloned copy of all the others… just wit that squeaky “Yeah well my dad’s twice the fireman your dad is” vibe. Sad they used their supposed power of their god to justify rampant invasions and genocide. (which they failed at the genocide because they were too busy raping…)

            • littleblue✨
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              51 year ago

              They didn’t fail at genocide. That’s not an absolute, it’s a process. They may’ve failed at outright extinction most often (though some scattered empires of old would point out that they were destroyed by religion), but genocide is an inalienable aspect of every single religion known to mankind. Right up there with molesting children and blatantly plagiarizing “sacred” text whole cloth from other grifter “holy” men.

              • FuglyDuck
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                31 year ago

                They failed the first time around (“invasion” of the Canaanite lands, where they were told to genocide their neighbors.)

                • littleblue✨
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                  31 year ago

                  “They” aren’t anywhere near the first, mind you, and again: genocide describes a series of actions, not just the culmination (unlike “extinction”, as I said).