Basically all those miracles are pretty easy sleight of hand.
Turn one fish into ten? Just requires a huge bag. Turn water into wine? It takes a few months, but the hard part is doing it well, not doing it at all. Turning blood into booze? You just need some everclear and an IV needle.
But what if he turned into back into water?
But also, wasn’t the wine also his blood? Did he have like an blood alcohol level of 100%?
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The catholics explicitly state that those crackers are the actual, literal “body of christ” so yes they are cannibals, and they like it.
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Just don’t tell anyone
Catholics are literally Trans.
And vampires.
Auto-brewery Syndrome
Isn’t wine only like 12-15%?
Basically all those miracles are pretty easy sleight of hand.
Turn one fish into ten? Just requires a huge bag. Turn water into wine? It takes a few months, but the hard part is doing it well, not doing it at all. Turning blood into booze? You just need some everclear and an IV needle.
I think the blood thing was just for the last supper.