Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world • 2 years ago

What's your favorite piece of bullshit advice?

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What's your favorite piece of bullshit advice?

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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world • 2 years ago

If you swallow appleseed(s)

Smoke some cigarettes. The smoke will suffocate the bacteria

—Mac

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Like, “I don’t get it.”
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  Hahaha burn
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    Not if you wrap it before you tap it
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      you can’t go wrong if you shield your dong

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