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@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world •
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She broke it so she could baguette properly....

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She broke it so she could baguette properly....

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  • @someguy3@lemmy.ca
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    94•1 year ago

    She needs to watch French movies where they always have a baguette sticking out of their grocery bag.

    • AlmightySnoo 🐢🇮🇱🇺🇦
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      53•1 year ago

      only one baguette? smh

      • @jaybone@lemmy.world
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        13•1 year ago

        Needs more cigarette.

        • IninewCrow
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          1 year ago

          Why not just light one of this big ass baguettes like a giant cigar?

          • @jaybone@lemmy.world
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            3•1 year ago

            Because then it wouldn’t be a cigarette.

    • @TheMechanic@lemmy.ca
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      28•1 year ago

      It’s always a baguette and some celery

      • Kogasa
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        27•1 year ago

        Those are leeks sir

        • Darth_Mew
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          10•1 year ago

          shes leekin, baguette

      • @Jackcooper@lemmy.world
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        9•1 year ago

        Leafy carrot

    • @limered@lemmy.world
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      I was camping in France. It really is like that every morning. Some of them even bite into it as soon as they leave the bakery.

      There even are baguette dispensers on the street. You put 1€ in it, a tasty baguette comes out.

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