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@BubsyFanboy@szmer.info to World News@lemmy.mlEnglish • 2 years ago

Sweden denies Polish official's claim its preschools have "masturbation rooms"

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Sweden denies Polish official's claim its preschools have "masturbation rooms"

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@BubsyFanboy@szmer.info to World News@lemmy.mlEnglish • 2 years ago
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  • @library_napper@monyet.cc
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    6•2 years ago

    I used to work in a boogie tech office that converted a conference room to a nap and mediation room. It has artificial grass and lots of pillows.

    While I do think it was a nice perk, I personally get more of a productivity boost from a quickie than a power nap. But everyone’s different.

    Fortunately I work from home, so I don’t need a masturbation station at some shared office. But I do think it could be nice, though I can’t see how to make it sanitary.

    • LUHG
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      2•2 years ago

      Just use a jizz container.

      • @library_napper@monyet.cc
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        3•2 years ago

        Girl, I squirt tho

        • LUHG
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          2•2 years ago

          I don’t see the problem here.

          • @library_napper@monyet.cc
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            1•2 years ago

            I need a tarp with a funnel. A container alone is not sufficient.

            • LUHG
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              2•2 years ago

              Bed pans might suffice with a strategic hole cut out.

    • @los_chill@programming.dev
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      2•2 years ago

      It would have to be some kind of single-stall facility where you can flush the entire room when you leave… like a decontamination chamber or something.

      • @library_napper@monyet.cc
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        5•2 years ago

        Yeah I mean cover everything in stainless steel and tile, but now it feels like a ghetto WC in the underground or a prison. Not so nice & comfy.

        Workers deserves comfortable masterbation stations for their all their hard labor.

      • vlad
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        Or just wait until you get home to touch your dick.

    • @Skyhighatrist@lemmy.ca
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      Fortunately I work from home, so I don’t need a masturbation station at some shared office.

      The Mitchell and Webb Look - Working From Home

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        4•2 years ago

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        • @Skyhighatrist@lemmy.ca
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