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@BubsyFanboy@szmer.info to World News@lemmy.mlEnglish • 2 years ago

Sweden denies Polish official's claim its preschools have "masturbation rooms"

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Sweden denies Polish official's claim its preschools have "masturbation rooms"

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@BubsyFanboy@szmer.info to World News@lemmy.mlEnglish • 2 years ago
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  • @library_napper@monyet.cc
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    53•2 years ago

    While I do appreciate having dedicated masturbation stations at work, I dont think elementary schools need them for the students

    But I do think we should advance this discussion as a workplace perk

    • @4am@lemm.ee
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      That’s not what your cubicle is for, Frank. We can all see you and it’s gross.

      • @library_napper@monyet.cc
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        2 years ago

        Yeah Frank, last year we converted conference room 8D for this purpose.

        • DanComrd [comrade/them]
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          4•2 years ago

          Took me a second to get the joke michael-laugh

    • @SheeEttin@lemmy.world
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      18•2 years ago

      Just go jerk off in the bathroom like a normal person.

    • vlad
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      12•2 years ago

      It’s really hard to tell if you’re joking, because there are people who actually think that.

      • @library_napper@monyet.cc
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        6•2 years ago

        I used to work in a boogie tech office that converted a conference room to a nap and mediation room. It has artificial grass and lots of pillows.

        While I do think it was a nice perk, I personally get more of a productivity boost from a quickie than a power nap. But everyone’s different.

        Fortunately I work from home, so I don’t need a masturbation station at some shared office. But I do think it could be nice, though I can’t see how to make it sanitary.

        • @los_chill@programming.dev
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          2•2 years ago

          It would have to be some kind of single-stall facility where you can flush the entire room when you leave… like a decontamination chamber or something.

          • @library_napper@monyet.cc
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            Yeah I mean cover everything in stainless steel and tile, but now it feels like a ghetto WC in the underground or a prison. Not so nice & comfy.

            Workers deserves comfortable masterbation stations for their all their hard labor.

          • vlad
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            1•2 years ago

            Or just wait until you get home to touch your dick.

        • LUHG
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          2•2 years ago

          Just use a jizz container.

          • @library_napper@monyet.cc
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            3•2 years ago

            Girl, I squirt tho

            • LUHG
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              2•2 years ago

              I don’t see the problem here.

              • @library_napper@monyet.cc
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                I need a tarp with a funnel. A container alone is not sufficient.

                • LUHG
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                  2•2 years ago

                  Bed pans might suffice with a strategic hole cut out.

        • @Skyhighatrist@lemmy.ca
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          2•2 years ago

          Fortunately I work from home, so I don’t need a masturbation station at some shared office.

          The Mitchell and Webb Look - Working From Home

          • @PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocksB
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            4•2 years ago

            Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

            The Mitchell and Webb Look - Working From Home

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            • @Skyhighatrist@lemmy.ca
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              4•2 years ago

              Thanks bot I was counting on you!

    • PLAVAT🧿S
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      1•2 years ago

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